TSLA376.37+0.0%
SPCX185.00+0.0%
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Tesla · SpaceX forensic OS

What is done. What is slipping. What it costs.

Not a shrine. Two empires, one spine. Percentages are estimated from public artifacts. You can override any of them.

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Updated 2026-10-22 · Last brief

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Tesla empire

45%

est.

Weighted by remaining + spent dollars. Context cards excluded. Not a KPI.

Merge clock

2028+ (delayed)

Delay case. China unsolved, or Starship has not closed orbital-reuse, or SpaceX is still bid-up enough that Tesla holders revolt.

Committees formed 20 Oct 2026. No terms. Ives 80–90% is still gossip.

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SpaceX empire

30%

est.

Includes shared nodes (Terafab, Starlink-in-cab). Multiplanetary city stays 0%.

Not a fab. A letter of intent.

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Relevance is not completion. It scores how much a trench changes the case for legally combining Tesla and SpaceX. Terafab leads because neither company wants a ~$55B chip bill alone.

Completion

8%

Merge relevance

98

Four independent gauges

76/100

Engineering

20/100

Valuation

30/100

Regulatory

38/100

Cash-flow

Merge-relevance trench

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Ranked by merger relevance, not by press.

Ops snapshot

FSD subs
1.48M
Q3 deliveries
486,532
Vehicles
10.0M
Starlink working
11,078
Starlink users
13.6M
Starship flights
14

Tesla cash ~$43–45B. SpaceX printed a Q3 profit and guided $35–40B of Q4 capex. Elon sits on both sides of the table: ~13–20% Tesla economic / ~20% votes (options-dependent); SpaceX voting control described ~84% post-IPO. That is the central agency problem.

Slipping / blocked

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Tesla empire 45 percent. SpaceX empire 30 percent. Merge window 2028+ (delayed). TSLA 376.37. SPCX 185. All completion figures estimated from public artifacts.